messy gay man

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
salemruinseverything
shock

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

team0player0

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

yes-sica

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This one?

salemruinseverything
fungalfaggot

making the tranny cashier flash me a tired but genuine smile is the only thing worth a damn in this godforsaken hell

fungalfaggot

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this is not bout being good customer or interacting kindly in a retail environment this is about a faggot creating a very small but real connection with another faggot while you're both experiencing the same hell from different sides this is about scraping up what happiness we can in a miserable world this is about spite and love ok. write it down

salemruinseverything
sewerfight

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet